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How the Bible would have been different if written by college students
- Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips.
- Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because
they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look
like ten.
- Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it
wasn't dorm
food.
- Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to
the
Romans.
- Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
- The
place where
the end of the world occurs would not be the Plains of
Armageddon, but
rather Finals.
- Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language
requirement.
- Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for
40 years:
They didn't want to ask directions and look like a
Freshman.
- Instead of God creating the world in six days and
resting on the
seventh, He would have put it off until the night
before it was
due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one
noticed.
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